Views under the News - 14 February 2013


The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life. No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended to any person, (and especially to Indians), race, religion, community, caste, profession or sex.
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  • We will ban AugustaWestland-Finmeccanica if bribery charges proved: Defence Minister.
    • Wasn’t Westland involved in a similar scandal during Rajiv Gandhi years?
  • Sahara: SEBI orders freezing of accounts and seizure of property.
    • Perhaps P. Chidambaram should tell SEBI to implement a ‘KYC’ pronto.
  • Terror groups in Pakistan vow to revenge Afzal Guru.
    • Ready the gallows.  More terrorists are ready for the noose.
  • Aadhaar ID will become the lifeline of Aam Aadhmi.
    • Suicidal farmers of Maharashtra, Andhra and TN should rejoice.
  • All further payments to AugustaWestland put on hold.
    • Are you going to repay the bribes back to AugustaWestland?
  • Pakistan’s Sind province to be henceforth called ‘Sindh’.
    • At least one province has realised living in Pakistan is ‘Hell’.
  • China to react harshly towards North Korea.
    • Kim Jong-un will not be addressed as ‘Great Successor’ by state media.
  • American Airlines and US Airways set to merge.
    • With or without Dreamliners?
  • BBC not to publish Kate Middleton pregnancy photos, out of decency.
    • Where was this decency when Jimmy Savile rained abuse for 21 years?
  • Israel admits to holding “Prisoner X” after court order due media & public pressure.
    • Israel is the only ‘liberal’ democracy in the Middle East:  Netanyahu in Dec ‘10
  • Google Doodle for Valentine’s Day depicts Ferris Wheel.
    • Perhaps to show that Love has its ups and downs.

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