The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life. No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended to any person, (especially to Indians), race, religion, community, caste, profession or sex.
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- Marriage laws in India not as knotty as in the US.
- - No wonder! India solemnizes marriage by tying knots; In US they slip a ring!
- Jayalalithaa bars Sri Lankan IPL players from Chennai.
- - Would have been same if ‘Sun Risers’ had been ‘Jay Leavers’!
- SEBI summons Subrata Roy of Sahara group to get list of assets.
- - Sahara-Shri told to become Share-Shri.
- Bilawal Bhutto leaves Pakistan after tiff with Zardari.
- - How-many, Rub-any, Care !!??!!
- Italian Foreign Minister resigns over Marines row.
- - Code of Omertà demands it.
- French troops shoot, kill 2 Indians in Central African Republic.
- - Is Laurent Fabius preparing *his* resignation letter?
- 6 week abortion ban approved by North Dakota Governor.
- - North Dakota home to largest Downs Syndrome patients: 2040 study.
- US Supreme Court Justices hint at diverging views on same-sex marriage.
- - Even before the marriage, there’s a split - hope it doesn’t end in divorce.
- North Korean military in ‘Combat Posture No. 1’.
- - North Korean citizens in Starvation Position No. 9.
- Rio Olympics stadium indefinitely closed due to roof problems.
- - Can’t blame this one on Rio.
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