Views under the News - 05 February 2013


The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life.  No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended to any person, (and especially to Indians), race, religion, community, caste, profession or sex.
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  • After winning in Delhi Gurdwara polls, Akalis want to expand in other states.
    • Get ready for Bhindranwale memorial in every city.
  • Release wrongly jailed Muslim Youth: demands AIMPLB.
    • Dancing and Singing is un-Islamic:  Kashmir Grand Mufti.
  • States should be allowed to collect Central Taxes:  Mamata Banerjee.
    • If you refuse to pay, you are Marxist and will be beaten up.
  • Mantralaya fire:  Maharashtra could reconstruct only 10% of files and documents.
    • The fire, it seems, has served its purpose.
  • Private funds key to make India fly high:  V.K. Saraswat of DRDO.
    • Swindling money as in ISRO-Antrix-Devas deal should be allowed for DRDO too!
  • CBI frames charges against Kalmadi, Bhanot in CWG scam.
    • 28 months later - doesn’t even qualify for the heats!
  • Skyfall named the Film of the Year Awards at the London Evening Standard awards.
    • The Sky has indeed fallen.
  • Bin Laden city - Abbottabad - to build amusement-fun park.
    • Balloons in shooting range will NOT resemble Malala’s face.
  • Ahmadinejad offers to go to space.
    • Isn’t he spaced out enough now?
  • Pakistan to woo investors: Report.
    • Investors should be ready to set up terrorist factories.
  • Our dams will not affect ecology in India: China.
    • Unfortunately we cannot say the same for India’s economy.
  • Boeing seeks test flights for the grounded 787 Dreamliners.
    • Are you going to test with or without the batteries?

 

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