Views under the News - 10 February 2013

The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life. No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended to any person, (and especially to Indians), race, religion, community, caste, profession or sex.
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  • Arunachal, Assam to move New Delhi over China dams on Tsangpo/Brahmaputra.
    • Movement to reign in efforts to reign in the movements on the River.
  • Baba Ramdev welcomes Afzal Guru hanging; demands strict action against terrorists and rapists.
    • Exemptions from actions can be considered only for conmen and Tax evaders.
  • Manish Tewari asks AP leaders to keep patience on Telengana issue.
    • Wish he had told P. Chidambaram to hold his tongue, couple of years back.
  • Frequent changes of ruling parties bound to hamper development:  Arjun Munda, former CM of Jharkhand.
    • Yeah!  Certainly halted my wealth development at Rs. 4,000 Crores: Madhu Koda, former CM of Jharkhand.
  • 26 year old man marries for 8th time in Madhya Pradesh.
    • Women helpline in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh gets calls from Men too!
  • West Bengal Advocate General Anindya Mitra resigns in a huff.
    • Nope!  His resignation letter doesn’t contain any cartoons or Maoist propaganda.
  • ‘Incredibly Important’ Gandhi letter ‘owned’ by a Freedom Fighter to be auctioned off in UK.
    • Forget the letter!  Auction off the name of the supposed ‘Freedom Fighter’.
  • Yasin Malik goes on hunger strike while visiting Pakistan.
    • Guess the rhetoric of Pakistanis is too much even for Yasin Malik.
  • Asif Ali Zardari and son moves into new 25 acre home gifted by property tycoon Malik Riaz Hussain.
    • No confirmation whether there are interconnected bedrooms for Bilawal and Hina.
  • Indians account for 22% of Britain’s ultra-rich club.
    • 65 years after Independence, the loot still flows to Britain.
  • ISAF on road to victory in Afghanistan:  Gen. John Allen.
    • On the road seems to be true.
  • Criminal Conspiracy behind Horsemeat Crisis: Owen Paterson, UK environment secretary.
    • Does eating horsemeat makes you utter Bullshit: proposed UK research.
  • Finance Minister P. Chidambaram for simpler KYC norms to attract small investor.
    • That’s exactly what I did with Purti group of Companies: Nitin Gadkari.
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Cartoon used in post Chidambaram and Gadkari on KYC

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