Views under the News - 06 February 2013

The comments are probably the (fictitious, imaginary, unexpressed, tongue-in-cheek) subtext, views and events behind the News Reports, and solely intended to bring a smile to the readers. They have no connection to events and characters in real life. No offence or disrespect of any nature is intended to any person, (and especially to Indians), race, religion, community, caste, profession or sex.
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• Srinagar will be part of Pakistan soon: Jamaat-e-Islami.
• Pakistan is already Hell to live in:  Citizens.
• Government to remove imbalances in Higher Education: Prime Minister.
• Yeah!  We are thinking of common syllabus for Literature and Engineering.
• We will do everything for Women’s Safety:  Sheila Dikshit, CM, Delhi.
• The question is When? before or after rape.
• 414 ‘paid news’ incidents detected during Gujarat Assembly Elections: Election Commission.
• It is nothing!  Watch out when Narendra Modi makes a PM bid.
• Madhya Pradesh minister says tribal girls’ safety is their parents’ problem.
• Only the safety of Ministers and politicians is a Police problem.
• Missing kids: SC threatens to arrest 3 chief secretaries.
• Oh!  We should live to see the day.
• Wasn't concerned with 2G policy: Attorney General to JPC.
• My only concern was to cover my own arse.
• Hitchhiker Hero Kai fights ‘Jesus’ with hatchet.
• This news report will be banned in India for hurting religious sentiments.
• Insulting Emir lands 3 Kuwaitis in Jail.
• Wish I had heard of it before amending IT law: Kapil SIbal.
• Libor riggers will be punished: RBS boss Stephen Hester.
• But don’t expect top management to forego our bonuses.
• Ahmadinejad says he is ready to be first Iranian in space.
• World speculates Iranians may launch second monkey into space
• Dell goes private in $24 billion buyout.
• Dell. Purely Mine: Michael Dell.

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