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Speaker of Iran Parliament in India to explore communication ties.
- After Iran-Pak-India Gas Pipeline, one more proposal to blow hot air.
Chopper Scam: CBI names ex-Air force Chief S.P. Tyagi as suspect.
- Finally they decide to ‘chop’ his wings.
Punjab to set up special courts for NRIs and women.
- Terrorists will be honoured with special memorials - whether NRI or women.
Sri Lanka hopes to engage India before UN rights vote.
- Will treat India like dirt and engage China after the vote.
Nearly 40 people questioned in Hyderabad twin blasts case.
- If only they had questioned half a dozen before the blasts.
Promote socially relevant uses of technology: President Mukherjee.
- Leave the kickbacks to the middlemen and profits to political son-in-laws.
2G scam accused A. Raja has every right to be heard: T.R. Baalu.
- No doubt! Question is has he any integrity left to testify?
States should join hands to fight terror: Home Minister Shinde.
- Yeah! They are doing so, ganging up against terror of Centre: Jaitley.
(image courtesy india today)